Dear Old Washing Machine,

Thanks a lot for quiting on me 2 days after Christmas!!! Thanks for quiting on me in the middle of a full load of dark clothes. Thanks for making my sweet Home Teacher have to syphon out the soap filled water (thanks again Brent we owe you one!). Thanks for not making it until I could get the washer of my dreams and making me have to settle for a "it will do us for now" one again!!! I couldn't like you any less then I do right now!!! I hope you enjoy your home on the front porch in the freezing weather! Maybe a skunk will spray you!

P.S. I really do want to thank you for waiting until the roads were cleared off. See ya wouldn't want to be ya!!!